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Ladies and Gentlemen,

Good evening! For those of you who don’t know me, my name is James, and I have the honor of being John’s best man. Now, when I first met John in chemistry class at UNLV, I have to admit, I thought he was your typical nerdy, socially awkward kid. He was the quiet guy who always sat in the front and seemed to ace every test without breaking a sweat. But as it turned out, there was a lot more to John than meets the eye.

My earliest memory of John is from when we became lab partners. I remember struggling to clean up glassware and running late with my experiments. John, being the kind and caring person he is, would always offer to help. It was then I realized that this quiet kid was actually one of the friendliest and most considerate people I had ever met.

One of my favorite memories with John has to be that legendary trip to Las Vegas. Now, let me tell you, seeing John at the club was like seeing a whole new person. A few drinks in, and suddenly, the quiet, reserved John transformed into the life of the party. He was talking to everyone, making sure everyone was having a great time, and even managed to expand our group with people who looked like they needed some company. Who knew that beneath that calm exterior was a social butterfly waiting to emerge?

The first time I met Rosa, John’s now beautiful wife, was on a day trip to San Francisco. I remember thinking, “Wow, this girl is the most outgoing and funny person I’ve ever met,” and I couldn’t quite wrap my head around how she and the quiet John were a couple. But then, a few months later, John brought Rosa to a trivia party. Not only did Rosa’s humor shine, but I also saw how incredibly smart she was. And the way she cared for John – it was like she was the missing piece of his puzzle. That’s when I knew they were perfect for each other.

John and Rosa, your relationship is a beautiful balance of kindness, intelligence, humor, and care. John, you’ve found someone who brings out the best in you, and Rosa, you’ve found someone who appreciates every bit of who you are. Watching your love grow has been an incredible journey, and I feel privileged to have witnessed it.

So, let’s raise our glasses to John and Rosa. Here’s to a lifetime of love, laughter, and many more adventures. May your life together be as wonderful and unforgettable as you both are.

To John and Rosa! Cheers!

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Good evening! For those who don’t know me, my name is April, and I have the great honor of being Jenny’s maid of honor tonight. As Jenny's sister, I’ve shared many wonderful moments with her, and I’d like to share a few that highlight the amazing person she is and the beautiful love she has found with Keith.

One of my favorite memories with Jenny is a spontaneous camping trip we took together. Under a canopy of stars, we shared stories, laughter, and whispered secrets around the campfire. That night remains etched in my memory as a testament to our special bond as sisters.

Jenny has always been my rock, especially during tough times. When I was overwhelmed in college, she showed up at my apartment with comfort foods and inspirational books. She listened patiently, offering words of encouragement, reminding me that I wasn’t alone. Her unwavering support means the world to me.

I first met Keith at a family barbecue. He was friendly, approachable, and had a great sense of humor. Most importantly, he treated Jenny with such love and respect. It was clear he deeply cared for her happiness, and I knew then that my sister had found someone special.

Jenny and Keith are perfect for each other because they complement each other beautifully. During a family beach vacation, Jenny wanted to try parasailing for the first time. Keith, though cautious, supported her adventurous spirit. He was right there, offering reassurance and cheering her on. Watching them together, it was clear how perfectly they balanced each other out, bringing out the best in one another.

So, here’s to Jenny and Keith. Jenny, I’m incredibly grateful for your love and support, and Keith, I’m so happy that you’ve brought so much joy and balance into Jenny’s life. Together, you two are a perfect match.

To Jenny and Keith, let's lift our glasses and celebrate your union. Wishing you a lifetime brimming with happiness, laughter, and boundless adventures. May your days together be as radiant and remarkable as you are.

Cheers!

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Good evening! For those who don’t know me, my name is Jack, and I have the great honor of being Jason’s best man tonight. Now, I’ve got to say, when I first met Jason at my first job out of college, I thought he was a bit of an enigma. He was this quiet guy who always seemed to be eating and was an exceptionally good programmer. My first thought was, “Is he human, or is he a code-eating robot?”

One of my favorite memories with Jason perfectly sums up why I love the guy so much. We were bored one day, and Jason suggested we make a feast from whatever cheap supermarket foods we could find. Now, I’m no chef, so I just watched as Jason worked his magic. He brought together random ingredients like pork, potatoes, American cheese, ground turkey, and spam, and somehow created a culinary masterpiece. It was probably the most unhealthy meal imaginable, but man, was it delicious. This memory stands out because it highlights our shared love for good food, frugality, and the joy of making each other fat. If our friendship had a motto, it would probably be: “Eat cheap, eat well, gain weight.”

Jason has always been the devil’s advocate in my life, making sure I see every side of a decision. When I was considering leaving Washington University's PhD program for a job at Amazon, it was Jason’s thoughtful and challenging questions that helped me realize what I was leaving behind and why I wanted to move forward. His perspective has always been invaluable to me. In fact, I think Microsoft should pay him a commission for getting me there!

Now, I have to confess something: I’ve never actually met Annie in person. Jason moved to the East Coast and met Annie there, so I’ve only heard about her through Jason’s many glowing mentions. When Jason first started talking about Annie, he was super excited. I couldn’t help but tease him for hitting on his roommate. But as time went on, it became clear that Annie was the perfect fit for Jason.

A story that truly illustrates why Annie and Jason are perfect together involves Jason’s frugality. Anyone who knows Jason knows he likes to save money – sometimes a bit too much. For example, he once lived in a cramped room with two other people during a summer internship just to save a few bucks. However, after meeting Annie, Jason has found a better balance. He’s started to spend a little more, buy nicer things, and truly enjoy the life he has worked so hard for. Annie has brought out the best in Jason, helping him see that while saving is important, it’s equally important to make great memories and enjoy life’s journey.

So, here’s to Jason and Annie. Jason, I’m incredibly grateful for your friendship, and Annie, I’m thrilled that you’ve brought so much joy and perspective into Jason’s life. Together, you two are a perfect match, and it’s been wonderful to witness your journey so far.

Ladies and gentlemen, please join me in raising a glass to the happy couple. Here’s to a lifetime filled with love, laughter, unforgettable memories, and maybe even a few more unhealthy, delicious feasts. To Jason and Annie!

Cheers!